What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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