I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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