look no pants
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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