Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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