I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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