It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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