the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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