your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
MIDGETS
????
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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