I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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