You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.