If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild