is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Actions speak louder than pants.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.