The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.