we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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