There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?