that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.