i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN