i jhust puked up my retainher.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I need to calm my uterus...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.