a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Alive.
So much puke
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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