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• (313): View more from Michigan

  "You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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• (310): View more from California

  I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago

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• (518): View more from New York

  you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.

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  I'm in love.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed

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