Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.

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(214): View more from Texas

1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you

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(815): View more from Illinois

shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug

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(876): View more from Jamaica

After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone

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(740): View more from Ohio

I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.

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(516): View more from New York

what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?

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(863): View more from Florida

In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us

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(760): View more from California

I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.

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