marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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