Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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