I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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