well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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