You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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