My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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