i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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