So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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