There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I did not marry a roomba.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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