She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me