Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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