nut hugger
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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