My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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