So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
they need to just BURY HIM!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I just gargled with NyQuil
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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