Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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