11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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