But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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