and i looked up. we had an audience...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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