So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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