Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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