i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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