I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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