just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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