in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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