No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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