ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
this hospital has no fireball
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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