No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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