I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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