Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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