So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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