I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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