imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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