dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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