Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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