im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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